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Jokes
What kind of car does a chicken drive?
A yolkswagon
What kind of flower grows on the surface
of the sun?
An ultra violet
What’s a frogs favourite flower?
A croakus
How does a flower get a boat across the lake?
Rose
What do you call it when it rains monkeys?
Aperil
Why did the Bristol Rovers fan write TGIF in their shoes?
To remind them that “Toes Go In First.”
Football Quiz Answers
A1: Three times in seasons 2004-05, 2011-12 and 2012-13.
A2: Carlisle United.
A3: Owen Hargreaves (Bayern Munich), Kevin Keegan (SV Hamburg),
Tony Woodcock (FC Koln) Dave Watson (Werder Bremen) Jadon Sancho
(Borussia Dortmund) and Jude Bellingham (Borussia Dortmund).
A4: Blackburn Rovers in 1884, 1885 and 1886.
A5: Miroslav Klose (71 goals).
A6: Gerd Muller with 68 international goals.
A7: It was the only time the Cup has gone to a Welsh club (Cardiff City).
A8: Joe Royle.
A9: Hereford FC.
A10: The Scottish Cup which was first contested in 1873.
