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Jokes

A small guy walks into a pub in Bristol and says
to the barman: “Do you want to hear a Bristol
Rovers’ joke?” The bar man replies: “Before
you start, you need to know I am 6 foot 2
inches tall and weigh 15 stone. See that guy
coming out of the Gents? Well, he’s 6 foot 5
inches tall and a former centre back for Bristol
Rovers. See the guy over by the window? He’s
6 foot 6 inches tall and weighs 18 stone and he is also a Bristol Rovers’
fan. Do you still want to tell that Bristol Rovers’ joke?” “No!” replies the
small guy, “Of course not! I don’t want to have to explain it three times.”

What is the worse thing that can happen to a football player?

Why did the manager sign a porcupine to his squad?

Why did the defender throw his watch into the bin before the game
finished?

When did the referee get 22 optometrists telling him he needed glasses?

Football Quiz Answers

A1: Rochdale FC.
A2: St Johnstone.
A3: True.
A4: Michael Owen.
A5: Green and Gold.
A6: Inter Miami.
A7: Gerd Muller.
A8: Real Madrid with 13.
A9: Carlisle United.
A10 Newell’s Old Boys.