Page 18 - Keynsham Town Ladies programme
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Jokes
A woman goes to the opticians for her annual eye test. The optician asks her
what she can see. She replies “I can see empty airports, empty football
grounds, closed theatres, closed pubs and closed restaurants.”
“That’s perfect” says the optician “You have 2020 vision.”
A Bristol Rovers’ fan is wearing a pair of socks that don’t match. One sock is
blue and the other is white. His friend sees him and says “You know your socks
don’t match. You’re wearing one blue sock and one white sock.”
“That’s weird” replies the first one “I have another pair just like it at home.”
Some people have received the following email “The Nigerian football team
apologise for their poor performance in the match last week. They will be
issuing refunds for all ticket costs and travelling expenses to their fans. Just
send them your bank details including your account and sort numbers to allow
them to send the money.”
Why did the goalkeeper have so much money?
Two windmills are in a field. One says to the other “Do you like football?”
The other replies “Yes, I’m a big fan.”
What do you call a group of potatoes watching a football match?
Football Quiz Answers
A1: Mark Walters.
A2: Wigan Athletic.
A3: Queens Park.
A4: Frank McLintock.
A5: Steve McManaman.
A6 Stoke City.
A7: Cardiff City.
A8: Stelios Giannakopoulos.
A9: Back Home.
A10: AC Milan.
