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Jokes

How did the Bristol Rovers’ fan burn his hand?

Did you know that 10+10 is equal to 11+11?

Why did the winning team spin their trophy round and round? It was the
Whirled Cup.

Why did the striker play in his living room? It was a home game.

The letter box rattled and after a struggle the postman managed to get an
eight foot length of white painted metal through the door which landed
with a thump on the floor. On hearing this the wife shouted to her
husband “The post’s just arrived dear.”

An old man was asked “You obviously have a happy marriage as even
after 79 years you still call your wife honey, darling, sweetheart, love and
other endearments. What is the secret?”
“There’s no secret” the old man replied, “It’s just that I’ve forgotten her
name and I’m too scared to ask her.”

Football Quiz Answers

A1: Five.
A2: Fifty Seven.
A3: Peter Shilton with thirty four caps.
A4: Stuart Pearce with seventy eight caps.
A5: Blackpool 4-3 Bolton Wanderers in 1953.
A6: Allan Clarke with 10 goals.
A7: Johan Cruyff.
A8: Hartlepool United.
A9: George Best.
A10: Jamie Vardy with 246 appearances.