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                                        We are seeking the owner

                                            of  this fine bottle of
                                            Sherry. It was found

                                          under the floorboard in
                                               the hall gallery.
                                         The bottle is half  full so

                                        the assumption is that the
                                           drinker was disturbed

                                         mid-swig. Believed to be
                                             dated to the 1950s.
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