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constitution /CONS-sti-TOO-shun/ n. a document contrary to established governing precedents, invented and enacted by Republicons on 22 January 2017.
contingency /con-TINGE-en-sēē/ n. a future event, development or circumstance, tinged with a hue of orange, that can be predicted with 100 percent certainty.
conduct /con-DUCK/ v. to lead or guide bloodthirsty Republicon fowl to water, and force them to drink Donald-branded Kool-Aid.
coronavirus /kor-ōwn-AVARICE/ n. a deadly virus
and resulting pandemic, developed and spread by a washed-up TV has-been, out of extreme greed for wealth and material gain.