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Appendicitis Symptoms
>Bloating of the brain caused by gas buildup from the words of political gasbags.
>Clenching one’s jaws or grinding one’s teeth for more than eight hours per day.
>Feeling of befuddlement followed by severe disorientation and eventual nervous breakdown.
Cause
Appendicitis is caused by the replication of lies in the frontal cortex of functioning adults. The bacterial macro-organisms multiply rapidly, causing justiiable and aggressive anger.
