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Thank you Uday for passing the mic on to me.

Kodi has been “a rollercoaster ride filled with ups and downs” (Longchari). The relationships I have formed in this Y O O T H A N K U Z E E , K O D I H A S B E E N A V I B E … . I ’ V E M E T S O M E P E O P L E H E R E
school are ones which will last forever even after we go our own ways. To my Fatriks gang, you guys have been my W H O M A D E M E L O O K S O M U C H C O O L E R T H A N I A L R E A D Y A M . U D A Y , M Y
M O T T U … T O O M A N Y M E M O R I E S M A N , K O D I E N D S B U T T H E M E M O R I E S S T A Y
best friends and the very soul purpose of my existence. I know you guys are so sad to be leaving me and that most F O R E V E R B R O T H E R . D O R J I , T H E S E C O N D C O O L E S T P E R S O N I K N O W A . K . A
T A T T O O B A B E . K U S H , H A H A Y O U ’ L L A L W A Y S B E A K U M A N D M Y B A B Y . A K U M
of you guys have probably started seeing me in your dreams as well. But as a self proclaimed leader and elected C O - H O L D E R F O R T H E F A S T E S T D I S C O M R E C O R D , B R O O O U H A V E L O S T U R
coolest boy I want you guys to know that this is not the end. Kodi school is honestly lucky that they had to send us M I N D I N Q U A R A N T I N E B U T D O R J O A N D I S T I L L T H I N K U R T H E “ W I S E S T
M A N ” W E K N O W . P A R T H , B R O O O W E T A L K M O R E T H A N A N Y O T H E R C O U P L E
out without a grad party. A N D O U R O B S E R V A T I O N S K I L L S A R E T O P C L A S S , I T ' S B E E N A R I D E
B R O T H E R . M A R I E ( A L S O K K K V P ) , G E E Z I D O N ’ T K N O W W H A T T O W R I T E ,
J U S T B E T H E M A N Y O U A R E . M A R C , J U S T L O V E F O R U M A N … . U R T O O O O
My fondest memories here have been in Lochend dorm. Honestly I salute Mr. Sam for being able to deal with us N I C E E E E E , G O D I E I N T H E A R M Y . D H A R M A , H A H A H A … B R U V , C A N ’ T W A I T T O
and want you to know that everything we do is out of love. And also that what I will miss about Kodi the most is G O B A C K T O T H E B O X A T O U R R E U N I O N . A A R V A V , N E V E R C H A N G E B R O . . . U R
O N E O F A K I N D . S H A N A I A , M Y K K K V I C E P R E S I D E N T , Y O O O I T ’ S B E E N A
your dorm! Lochend is not just a dorm to me it is my home and will forever be. From being claimed the hottest R O L L E R C O A S T E R M A N N . M I C A H , S T O P B E I N G S O L O S T … . A C T U A L L Y N O B E
boys to putting on an explicit show for everyone during dorm dance it was truly a memorable ride with ma boys. L O S T A F F F F - W E H A V E T O R E A C H H I G H E R R R R R . A W A D L O V E Y O U ‘ D E E Z I G N ’ A R J U N
M A N , A L S O I ’ M B E T T E R A T T T . N A T H A N , B H A I I ’ M C O M I N G T O S H I L L O N G
W I T H T H E ‘ M A L A N A ’ , L Y . J A K O B W E H A V E T O R A I S E T H A T ‘ C O O L ’ A F R I C A N
To Akum, ever since I joined school you have always played a large role in my school life. From playing basketball to K I D A N D D O M I S T O P ‘ T I M E - D R I N K I N G ’ B R O , B U T S E R I O U S L Y L O V E U
G E R M A N S C H L A M P E N . A YD N , B I G G E S T E N E M Y T U R N E D I N S A N E F R I E N D L Y
singing to watching movies to you following me around and finally to me kicking you out of my room. We have a M A N . V A R D H A N B R O , B E E N T H E R E T H I C K A N D T H R U . G E E Z C A N ’ T W R I T E
A B T E V E R Y O N E B U T I F U R I N T H E P I C T U R E S T H E N U G U Y S A R E I N M Y < 3 .
bond which will last forever and nothing in this world can break this bond that happened all so naturally. H A H A H A I S O U N D S O G A Y Y Y Y .
T H E R E W A Y T O O M A N Y M E M O R I E S - G E T T I N G A R R E S T E D , T H E C O M I C A L
To Aarvav, my roommate from 9th grade to 12th grade. I still remember how you used to be such a loser and how C O P S , N O T K N O W I N G E V E R Y O N E W A S 2 H R S B E F O R E T H E F L I G H T , T H E
I transformed you into the man you are today. From seeing your black face last thing before sleeping and first thing O R P H A N A G E , P O O N D I F O R E S T , T H E O P E N F I E L D T R I P B A T H R O O M S ,
C R A S H I N G C A R S A T I N D I A G A T E , S N E A K I N G O U T A N D B E I N G A T T H E L A K E
after waking up I have somehow become used to your personality. If I could I would be roommates with you A T 2 A M R I G H T B E F O R E E V E R Y O N E I S L E A V I N G , A L L T H E D I S C O M S T H E R E I S S I N G H
forever lol. T O O M U C H T O F I T I N A N E E E V E N . L A S T B U T N O T T H E L E A S T L O C H E N D ’ S
W A S A W O R L D I N I T S E L F .
I C A N ’ T B E L I E V E T H A T A S E T O F D Y S F U N C T I O N A L P E O P L E A S T H E S E H A V E
To Kush, my gym partner, my follower and my favorite singer. You look like a 30 year old but act like a 7 year old. I G R A D U A T E D W I T H O U T D O I N G A N Y T H I N G , L O V E Y ’ A L L T O O O O
know you want a body like mine but you would never admit it. You are my favorite source of entertainment and I M U C H H H H H H H H . H E R E M A R C C A T C H … . .
honestly think you are a really bad singer. But if you do not watch out carefully I will steal Eira from you. And like
chillax no irritating guy I said I’ll come to Delhi sometime so I’ll like come. I can’t come when the world is facing a
pandemic no.

To Arjun, the most short tempered person I have ever seen(only to other people tho). I know you also are a lowkey
follower of mine because you always try to be like me and also get scared of me. You are honestly the only reason I
am happy we had to leave school early because otherwise I am a 100 and 10% sure that you would have been
kicked out with all the snitches from easthouse.

To Uday, my crush<3 you are the definition of hot and I feel like melting every time I am with you. My dream is still
to see you shirtless and it WILL happen during grad trip. Please stop getting angry at everyone or I swear to god I
will beat you up. However even you always tried to dress like me so I know you love me deep down as well.

To Arya, Mr. Model, Mr. Player and another Mr. Angry. We have always had our ups and downs but would always
be fine at the end. Honestly I should have just learnt something from you before leaving so I could get girls as well.
However cool you try to act you can never become as cool as me but keep trying bro!

To Marc, you actually follow me around and try being like me but it's fine bro i understand you. Please don't
become a punching bag in the army as well bro. Somehow we’d always end up hanging out cause we’re the single
ones haha. Anyways please go eat shit and I'm so glad you can’t follow me anymore.

To Kushaal, I really do not know how we weren’t close in Ganga. My anime buddy, my favourite footballer and
another one of my followers. I will always be there to commentate and video your football goals bro. Please try
harder to dress like me and get to my level as well.

To Aditya, I still remember man bun you with a beard in 9th grade bro, however I still think my beard is better than
yours. Keep ballin so one day you can become like me and keep singing sad boy shower songs so we can jam the
next time bro!

To Manav, my dear unicorn left us for your girlfriend… smh. Hahaha it’s all good tho you are still my man and will
always be bro. The mark on your forehead will last forever and that’s how you can remember fatrix boys. Thank
you for always helping me with my work even though I am still smarter than you.

To Wangden, Rehan, Senner and Amaan my favourite juniors you guys better keep Lochend as it is and make sure
the new juniors who come there do as well. Please don’t get into too much trouble you guys. Some other people
who made my stay here special are Nathanial (my rotation buddy), Haryansh, Pranay, Mrithun, Gakhael, Rigjey,
Rikzim, my Bhutanese gang, Awad, Jakob, Mr. Sam and Mrs. Sarita, Pully, Yun, Parth, Nil, Pagar, Minseok, and many
other people I am sorry to if I missed.
D O R J I Kodi has and will always have a special spot in my heart, I have learnt so much in the past 4 years I have been here

and I will cherish these memories forever. Lochend boy, fatrix gang forever.
Z E E J I D I pass the mic on to my man Arjun

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