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Q . What do yo u c al l a te ac he r who ' s
Q . Whe re do e s a ho rs e g o whe n i t i s
al ways l ate ?
s i c k?
A. M i s te r B us
A. T he H o rs e p i tal
Q . What was the p i rate s favo uri te
Q . WH at di d the wi tc h as k fo r at the
s ub j e c t at s c ho o l ?
ho te l ?
A. Arrrr- i tme ti c
A. B ro o m S e rvi c e
Q . Why di d the s tude nts e at the i r
Q . What do yo u c al l a do g mag i c i an?
ho me wo rk?
A. L ab rac adab rado r
A. B e c aus e the te ac he r s ai d i t was a
p i e c e o f c ake
Q . What do yo u c al l the c l o wn o f the
s e a?
Q Why di d the ki d b ri ng a l adde r to
A. T he C l o wnfi s h
s c ho o l ?
A. S he wante d to g o to hi g h s c ho o l .
Q . H o w do yo u s to p an as tro nauts b ab y
fro m c ryi ng ?
Q . Why are fi s h s o s mart?
A. Yo u ro c ke t
A. B e c aus e the y l i ve i n s c ho o l s .
Q . What ki nd o f tre e s i ts i n yo ur p al m?
Q . Why c an' t E l s a have a b al l o o n?
A. A p al m tre e
A. S he wi l l " l e t i t g o "
Q . What fal l i n wi nte r b ut ne ve r g e ts
hurt?
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Z ac : why di d the g o l fe r we ar two p ai rs o f
tro us e rs ?
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Z ac : i n c as e he g o t a ho l e i n o ne

F ro m Z a c h a r y - Y3 P o p la r