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The Comedy Store

Q . I f I have 4 o rang e s i n o ne hand and I had 5
o rang e s i n the o the r hand. What have I g o t?
A. B i g hands

Q . What ki nd o f fo o d do maths te ac he rs e at?
A. S quare me al s
Q : Whe re do p i l o ts g o to s c ho o l ?
A: H i g h s c ho o l !
F ro m Ad a m - Y2 M a p le
F ro m O s c a r - Y3 Vio le t

Q . What do e s a duc k have wi th i ts c rac ke rs ?
Q . What do s p ri nte rs e at b e fo re the y
A. Q uac k- a- mo l e
rac e ?
A. N o thi ng the y fas t
F ro m M ia - Y5 Willo w

Q . What i s the mo s t ti re d p i e c e o f
yo ur c ar?
A. T he e xhaus t p i p e
Q . What i s the mo s t e xp e ns i ve fi s h?
A. A g o l dfi s h!
Q . Why s hal l yo u ne ve r te l l an e as te r
e g g a j o ke ?
Q . Why do e s a s e ag ul l fl y o ve r the s e a?
A. B e c aus e i t wi l l c rac k up ( wi th
A. B e c aus e i f i t fl e w o ve r the b ay i t wo ul d b e
l aug hte r)
a b ayg ul l !

Kno c k Kno c k
Q . What ki nd o f tre e fi ts i n yo ur hand?
Who ' s T he re
A. A p al m tre e !
H atc h
H atc h Who
Q . Why di d the b o y thro w hi s c l o c k o ut the
B l e s s yo u
wi ndo w?
A. H e wante d to make ti me fl y.
Q . Why was the hare up s e t?
A. I t was havi ng a b ad hare day
Q . What do yo u c al l an o l d s no wman?
A. Wate r.
F ro m A r r a n a - Y 5 Wi l l o w
F ro m Ro b e r t - Y 5 Wi l l o w

Q . Afte r di nne r i n a re s taurant, what di d the c he s s p i e c e s ay to the o the r c he s s p i e c e ?
A. H e re ' s the c he c k mate !

Q . D i d yo u he ar ab o ut the ki dnap p i ng at s c ho o l ?
A. I t' s o k, he wo ke up .

Q . What di d o ne s no wman s ay to the o the r s no wman?
A. C an yo u s me l l c arro ts ?

F ro m M ic h a e l - Y6 E lm