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MITCH



                 Do you know the majority leader?

                 No, not the commander and tweeter.

                 His name is Mitch;

                 he keeps the rich rich.

                 I hope he’s Chuck Schumer’s preceder.




                 O’er the country the virus does spread,

                 we see Dems polls are ahead.

                 Mitch won’t give a vote

                 to keep families afloat,

                 he’d rather get judges instead.




                 Mitch makes his moderates cower

                 Confirmed Amy in the last hour,

                 He viewed senate rules

                 As political tools

                 So next week we take back his power.



                                                                                         By Hannah Hoganson
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