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With the Canadian describing how her boyfriend fought off an intruder to save a
laptop containing the scripts to her new show in an Instagram post, here are her
most cutting jokes and insults.
[Warning: contains adult humour]
On women and dieting: "We want you to be smaller so that you take up less
space. That's not your space. What if a man wants to golf in it?"
"Beyoncé is so powerful, she reinvented 'sexy face'. Remember what it used to look
like, girls? Little smile? Wrong! 'Sexy-face', thanks to Beyoncé, is: there is a bad
smell and you're angry about it."
"I don't blame Americans for wanting to come to Canada. I'm very proud to be
Canadian. Some have said we should build a wall, the way Trump suggests
doing, to keep them out. And Americans are of course larger than Mexicans,
the wall wouldn't even need to be very high."
On a popular Disney film: "Do you want to build a snowman? Do you want to have
the words to 'Let It Go' in your head all the time until you die? Then come see
Frozen. I dare you!"
