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Observances of Greek Life....                                            by DICE GARCIA


                Blue Skies Not One Cloud,

                Every Day Hotter That The Hottest
                Best Grilled Octopus
                lot of Mountains
                Scary Winding Roads
                Lots Of Walking Up And Down And Up And Down
                Cleanest Bathrooms. innovative button ushers
                Energy Efcient Art All Water Closets
                Biggest Selection Fo Gelato Ever

                People Eating Out Way Past Midnight Every Night
                Sunset Is Entertainment
                Baked Goods Presented Free Daily At Breakfast
                They Have The Cutest Autos
                Hotel  Only Have 3 Stations-boring”
                “Ella Is A Very Common Word

                Greek Cubes Melt Slower
                Sea Water Is 84 Degrees In Athens,
                Very Windy At The Beaches, Need Sunglasses                                                        GREECE
                Greek Residents Are Very Friends
                Cannot Read Any Signs- Only The Word Stop In English
                No Onw Wants American Money....
                Grafti Is Rampant
                They Have Very Cool Transit Trams.
                Restaurants Do Not Offer Air Conditioning

                Coffee And Capucino Are Sold At The Beaches
                All bwaches Come With Permanent  Tiki Umbrellas
                Tatoos Are Everywhere -what A Show!
                Ferries Are The Mode From One Island To Their Next
                Glyfada.Athens and  Has The Nicest Stores
                No Pepto Bismol To Be Found

                They Need American Toilet Paper
                they also need Sweet & Low
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