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The Red Well-Read Reader
Story 153

Poor Biff
At the start of their camping trip Sue and Biff got
into a tiff: she blamed everything on blameless Biff.
She complained of a skunk whiff, the cold air that made her nose
sniff, and their climb up a cliff that made her back stiff.
So for the rest of their trip, Biff had to bear her
peevish miff.

Story 154
A Lovers’ Rift

Every now and again every married couple will have a
rift, and apart drift.

Then it becomes time for him to forget thrift and buy her a nice gift.
Perhaps she'd like a slip or a shift. Either gift should give their re•la•tion•ship a
swift and hefty lift.

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