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Story 345

                                                The Precocious Jewel


               Jewel was two        when she quit dripping drool. At three she began diving

               in the pool.  At six she stopped fearing the dentist's drilling tool.


               At 13    she started      acting   too   "very   cool,"  and   she   broke    nearly   every

               rule. A year hence, however – when told she might flunk out of school,
               she quickly     realized    that   all  along,  she had     been    one  big,  ignominious

               fool.






              Story 346

                                            The Bride and the Gloom


               The bride felt like a beautiful blossom in bloom, for soon her fortune,

               was about to boom. She was about to assume, perhaps totally consume,

               the wealth of her groom.


               She was planning to spend lavishly on perfume, and to re-do his every
               room. She would presume, to hire maid in costume, to whom to present

               with broom, and vacuum.



               The poor  groom,  was soon  to  feel
               gloom. He  would learn that big

               problems were going to loom. Sorely

                                                          !
               he felt the need for elbow room  He
               thought  about  getting  into  his  car

               and zoom, but from the time in his
               mother's  womb, somehow,  he knew

               of this inevitable doom. So instead,

               he would search for his soon-to-be

               tomb!
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