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     The Red Well-Read Reader
         Story 270
                                                      Jimmy Oaks
          The "goody, goody" behavior of Jimmy Oaks is a sheer hoax to fool his teacher
          and his folks.
          When they aren't around, he smokes !  And once, with the help of a helper whom
          he had to coax, he stole a case of Pepsi and another of Cokes.
          Story 271
                                               She Almost Broke Her Vow
                                 Every day Farmer Howe milked ten head of cow, fed the piglets
                                 and a sow, tilled his fields with a plough, and stacked hay in a
                                 mow.
                                 Hard work had sweat roll from his brow.  He did everything he
        knew how to please his frau.  But Mrs. Howe wouldn't even fix his chow.
        E•ven•tu•al•ly they got into a row.  So she de•ci•ded to take a bow.
        However, swayed by a con•science that wouldn't allow  a broken marriage vow, she
        soon returned crying, "I'll be better now, if only  you'll show me how !"
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