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Story 168: On an Ocean Trip
On a fun trip, they zipped along at a fast
clip, while porpoises below would do
acrobatic flips.
Their ship had a pool in which swimmers
would take an occasional dip. But mostly,
the passengers would sit around eating
potato chips with various dips.
Aboard ship, was a peculiar man named Skip,
who made everyone laugh with one after
another quip. Evidently, though, he had lost
his grip: he wore a woman's see-through slip,
and lit cigars with ten-dollar scrip.
What’s more, he called his liquor bill a
gyp. Then refused to give his waiter a
proper tip.
