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FORWARDMOTION Just Fun

LUV NAUSEUM COPY/PASTE :-)

There are only two times I want to
Unless you’ve been married so be with you:
short a time that you’re still talking
baby talk to each other (don’t say Now and Forever.
you never did that, pumpkin), at
least several Valentine’s Days have Everytime I look at the keyboard,
come and gone. I see that U and I are always to-
gether.
Valentine’s Day can be worse than
your wedding anniversary. Depend- (for an IT person)
ing on your financial circumstances, Saying how much I love you is like
the expectations from your beloved trying to explain how water tastes.
for an expensive gift may not exist, I HAVE SEEN THE BEST OF
but some expression of your ongo- YOU AND THE WORST OF
ing love and devotion is more than YOU.
likely expected, no matter what they AND I CHOOSE BOTH.
may say. Um hmmm...

The pressure is in finding a unique I LOVE YOU
approach to showing and/or telling More than yesterday.
your heart’s delight just how much And that’s how I feel
you adore them. Still. EVERY DAY. You wanna know who i’m in love
with?
The absolute minimum bar for There are many things I woul d like Read the first word again.
Valentine’s Day is some sort of to say to you.
written expression of your feelings. I WOULD
One that you write yourself, possi- But I don’t know how.
bly alongside whatever the printed FIND YOU
message is inside the card you Love says: “I’ve seen the ugly parts IN ANY
bought at CVS on the way home of you, and I’m staying.” LIFETIME.
from work says. Be careful with this one--Kanye sent it to Kim.

So, if you’re there--jeez I hope you
have a pen in the car. It’s really a
lot better if you look like you actu-
ally thought about this at least like,
yesterday and you can’t think of
a single thing to jot inside, we’ve
compiled a few that are a little more
unique than “I’m so glad you hap-
pened to me” (barf).

Make sure the pen writes before
you leave the office. :-) <3

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