Page 7 - The Glorious Adventures of Bernard, Al, and Hugh
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The o s A n u s Be n , Al, an H h
It was a grand place. It was massive, and it had
colorfully painted murals on the smooth polished wood
that made up the floor, and it had a gargantuan penthouse
in the back that had a roof hanging over the rest of the
boat.
“‘ere she is!” Al loudly exclaimed. On the side of
the boat, read S.S. Iomproir Fuisce. Bernard wondered
what this meant. “My pride and joy in life! Been runnin’
my business ‘ere for almost 30 years.”
“Isn’t it a bit strange to be running a tavern on a
boat?” Questioned Bernard. “You would think things
would go crashing around!”
“Oh we hav’ a pritt’e good solution!” exclaimed
Al. “All of the tables, chairs, and furnishes are nailed
into tha’ ground! I hired the finest carpenters in town!”
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