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(26) Hilary Branson                                                                      https://www.facebook.com/hilary.branske






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                                               Hilary Branson The deer was acquired by Kristyn Arlene. It is of the
                                               foam variety, and actually only has 2 legs. We constructed a base out
                                               of wood and skateboard wheels. It went for several walks, but, as you
                                               can see, the police did not approve. (I believe that a deer on wheels is
                                               inherently disorderly in the Grande and Superb Village of New Lenox.)
                                               It then moved to Lockport, IL, for several years, where it was being
                                               marketed for Weddings and Bar Mitzvahs. Then it followed Kristyn to
                                               Chicago to live in our apartment, but it was constantly throwing parties
                                               and inviting other deer on wheels over to the apartment. Seriously, I
                                               once came home mid-day because I forgot some homework, and there
                                               were approximately 25 of them rolling around the apartment at top
                                               speed, screaming at each other in Hebrew and eating all of the
                                               crayons. Dismayed, and after I shoo-ed the 25 other partygoers from
                                               the apartment, I called José Luis González over to assess the situation.
                                               He climbed out the 3rd-floor window, jumped over the gangway, and
                                               stood on the rooftop of the neighboring building, where he helped hoist
                                               the deer through the window to its new home. However, soon after that,
                                               the roof on that building was replaced, and the deer was not seen
                                               again.
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