Page 312 - Bridget Jones's Diary - by Helen FIELDING
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Alcohol units 3836 (poor)






               Cigarettes 5277







               Calories 11,090,265 (repulsive)






               Fat units 3457 (approx.) (hideous idea in every way)







               Weight gained 5st 2lb






               Weight lost 5st 3lb (excellent)






               Correct lottery numbers 42 (v.g.)







               Incorrect lottery numbers 387






               Total Instants purchased 98
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