Page 54 - Bridget Jones's Diary - by Helen FIELDING

Monday 6 February

8st 12 (heavy internal weight completely vanished - mystery), alcohol units I
(v.g.), cigarettes 9 (v.g.), calories 1800 (g.).

Daniel will be back in the office today. I shall be poised and cool and remember
that I am a woman of substance and do not need men in order to be complete,
especially not him, Am not going to message him or indeed take any notice of
him whatsoever.

9.30 a.m. Humph. Daniel does not seem to be here yet.

9.35 a.m. Still no sign of Daniel.

9.36 a.m. Oh God, oh God. Maybe he's fallen in love in New York and stayed
there.

9.47 a.m. Or gone to Las Vegas and got married.