Page 6 - August Newsletter

For sale One well used husband.

Cooking, Cleaning, Picking up dog poo, washing dishes, washing window and be-
ing a wonderful companion….He sucks at all of them. Excels at complaining,

burping, farting, and couch potatoeism. I would like to get $25.00 for him, but
no reasonable offer refused. See, Mrs. Trump, unit 277 between 10:00 Am
and 7:00 PM.

Free to a good home at Amber Lights

A well-trained, obedient puppy only 9 months old. He will last a lifetime. This

little guy can be purchased and picked up at Mrs Robinson’s apartment 278.
His name is Ooo Coo Coo Chu . Drop by anytime to take him for a test walk.

Good Boy

People have been asking me since my first newsletter back in February of 2019 if we can have a way to sell
or give away things through the newsletter. I am a procrastinator but sooner or later I will get things done,
So for the 55th issue of Amber Life, September of this year, I will give it a shot to see if all of you who asked
for this really want it.
Here is the deal. See above, everyone gets a “Pod” as shown, and you can have one photo and up to 75
words. If you are giving something away, you must state that, If you are selling something, you must have
the price included. Some examples of what you can advertise, furniture, canned food, sealed package
food, services, and pretty much everything except prepared or open food.
Be sure to write a nice brief description as well as how and when to contact you. This is free. However, all
color photos will actually be printed in black and white.

This is not endorsed by the Property owners or Property Management. They will not get involved in any
way to settle any disputes in any way.
To submit you item(s), there is several ways to do it: Text Message verbiage and photograph to 209-543-
4261. Email information to MeJohn@live.com Or write legibly your information and give to John Gris-
wold. Do not take or send info to the office.