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P  A  R  A  N  O  R  M  A  L     B  E  Y  O  N  D     H  O  R  R  O  R

     O  u  r     b  r  a  i  n     i  s     l  i  k  e     a     r  a  d  i  o     b  r  o  a  d  c  a  s  t  i  n  g     s  t  a  t  i  o  n  R  e  l  e  n  t  l  e  s  s  l  y     m  o  c  k  e  d     a  s     p  s  y  c  h  o  s  ,     w  e     s  t  r  o  n  g  l  y
     w  h  i  c  h     p  e  r  c  e  i  v  e  s     f  r  e  q  u  e  n  c  i  e  s  .     W  e     c  a  n     c  o  m  p  a  r  e  b  e  l  i  e  v  e     t  h  a  t     n  o     p  r  o  o  f     i  s     n  e  e  d  e  d     f  o  r     a     b  e  l  i  e  v  e  r
     i  t     t  o     a     c  o  m  p  u  t  e  r     w  i  t  h     f  r  e  e     i  n  t  e  r  n  e  t  .     T  h  o  u  g  h  t  a  n  d     n  o     p  r  o  o  f     i  s     e  v  e  r     e  n  o  u  g  h     f  o  r     a     n  o  n  -  b  e  l  i  e  v  e  r  ,
     i  t  s  e  l  f     i  s     a     f  r  e  q  u  e  n  c  y  .     B  u  t     o  u  r     b  r  a  i  n     l  i  k  e     t  h  e  a  n  d     o  n  e     t  h  i  n  g     t  h  a  t     c  a  n     h  e  l  p     s  o  m  e  o  n  e     a  l  i  g  n     t  o
     c  o  m  p  u  t  e  r     o  n  l  y     d  o  e  s     w  h  a  t     i  t     i  s     t  o  l  d     t  o     d  o  .     I  t  t  h  e     t  r  u  t  h     i  s     a  n     o  p  e  n     m  i  n  d  .

     w  o  u  l  d  d  r  a  w  i  n  f  o  r  m  a  t  i  o  n  s  t  o  r  e  d  i  n  i  t  l  i  k  e  a
     c  o  m  p  u  t  e  r     a  c  c  e  s  s  e  s     t  h  e     d  a  t  a     s  t  o  r  e  d     o  n     i  t  s     h  a  r  d  “  I  t     i  s     n  e  v  e  r     a     q  u  e  s  t  i  o  n     o  f     b  e  l  i  e  f  ;     t  h  e     o  n  l  y
     d  r  i  v  e  .     M  o  s  t     p  e  o  p  l  e     a  r  e     n  o  t     a  w  a  r  e     o  f     t  h  e     f  r  e  e  s  c  i  e  n  t  i  f  i  c     a  t  t  i  t  u  d  e     o  n  e     c  a  n     t  a  k  e     o  n     a  n  y     s  u  b  j  e  c  t
     i  n  t  e  r  n  e  t     d  a  t  a     a  v  a  i  l  a  b  l  e     t  o     a  l  l  ,     s  o     b  y     d  e  f  a  u  l  t     t  h  e  i  s     w  h  e  t  h  e  r     i  t     i  s     t  r  u  e  .     T  h  e     L  a  w     o  f     G  r  a  v  i  t  a  t  i  o  n
     b  r  a  i  n     o  n  l  y     d  r  a  w  s     w  h  a  t     i  s     a  l  r  e  a  d  y     k  n  o  w  n     b  y     i  t  .  w  o  r  k  e  d     a  s     e  f  f  i  c  i  e  n  t  l  y     b  e  f  o  r  e     N  e  w  t  o  n     a  s     a  f  t  e  r
     U  n  i  v  e  r  s  a  l     I  n  t  e  l  l  i  g  e  n  c  e     i  s     l  i  k  e     i  n  f  o  r  m  a  t  i  o  n     o  n     t  h  e  h  i  m  .     T  h  e     c  o  s  m  o  s     w  o  u  l  d     b  e     f  a  i  r  l  y     c  h  a  o  t  i  c     i  f     i  t  s
     i  n  t  e  r  n  e  t     a  v  a  i  l  a  b  l  e     t  o     e  v  e  r  y     l  i  v  i  n  g     b  e  i  n  g  .     I  t     i  s     a  l  a  w  s     c  o  u  l  d     n  o  t     o  p  e  r  a  t  e     w  i  t  h  o  u  t     t  h  e     s  a  n  c  t  i  o  n     o  f
     s  e  a     o  f     i  n  t  e  r  c  o  n  n  e  c  t  e  d     i  n  t  e  l  l  i  g  e  n  c  e  ,     f  a  r     b  e  y  o  n  d  h  u  m  a  n     b  e  l  i  e  f  .  ”     –     S  r  i     Y  u  k  t  e  s  w  a  r     G  i  r  i
                                                              (                           ,            )  .
     w  h  a  t  a  h  u  m  a  n  m  i  n  d  c  a  n  c  o  m  p  r  e  h  e  n  d  a  n  d  A  u  t  o  b  i  o  g  r  a  p  h  y  o  f  a  Y  o  g  i  c  h  a  p  t  e  r  1  6
     e  x  h  i  b  i  t  .     I  t     i  s     a  l  l  -  k  n  o  w  i  n  g  ,     e  v  e  r  y  w  h  e  r  e  ,     i  n  s  i  d  e     u  s  ,
     a  n  d     o  u  t  s  i  d  e     u  s  .     A  n  d     t  h  e     g  o  o  d     n  e  w  s     i  s     w  e     c  a  n
     a  c  c  e  s  s     i  t     a  n  y  t  i  m  e     t  h  e     s  a  m  e     w  a  y     w  e     b  r  o  w  s  e     t  h  e
     i  n  t  e  r  n  e  t     f  o  r     i  n  f  o  r  m  a  t  i  o  n  .     A  l  l     t  h  a  t     n  e  e  d  s     t  o     b  e
     d  o  n  e     i  s     t  o     t  u  n  e     i  n     t  o     t  h  e     r  i  g  h  t     f  r  e  q  u  e  n  c  y  ,     j  u  s  t
     l  i  k  e     w  e     t  u  n  e     i  n     t  o     t  h  e     c  o  r  r  e  c  t     r  a  d  i  o     s  t  a  t  i  o  n     a  n  d
                                                                        A paranormal investigator enters a haunted
     t  h  e  n     t  u  r  n     u  p     t  h  e     v  o  l  u  m  e  .     S  o  m  e     p  s  y  c  h  i  c  s     a  r  e
                                                                     restaurant. A skeleton and a vampire are sitting
     b  o  r  n  a  l  r  e  a  d  y  t  u  n  e  d  i  n  t  o  t  h  e  s  e  f  r  e  q  u  e  n  c  i  e  s
                                                                        at a table, and a poltergeist is at the counter.
     w  h  i  l  e     s  o  m  e     c  h  o  o  s  e     t  o     t  u  n  e     i  n     t  o     t  h  e  m     a  n  d     t  h  e  n
                                                                     The skeleton rings an invisible bell. A shrill voice
     t  u  r  n     t  h  e     v  o  l  u  m  e     u  p     a  s     t  h  e  y     g  r  o  w     a  n  d     e  x  p  l  o  r  e
                                                                                        is heard from the counter.
     t  h  e  i  r     a  b  i  l  i  t  i  e  s     f  u  r  t  h  e  r  .
                                                                      He orders in a hollow whisper, “Spare-ribs for
     “  I  f     y  o  u     w  a  n  t     t  o     f  i  n  d     t  h  e     s  e  c  r  e  t  s     o  f     t  h  e     U  n  i  v  e  r  s  e
                                                                                                      me, please!”
     t  h  e  n     t  h  i  n  k     i  n     t  e  r  m  s     o  f     e  n  e  r  g  y  ,     f  r  e  q  u  e  n  c  y  ,     a  n  d
                                                                        The vampire goes next. There’s another ding
     v  i  b  r  a  t  i  o  n  .  ”     –     N  i  k  o  l  a     T  e  s  l  a
                                                                      heard and followed by the shrill voice over the
                                                                                                   counter again.
     P  s  y  c  h  i  c  s     p  l  a  y     a     v  e  r  y     v  i  t  a  l     r  o  l  e     w  h  e  n     i  t     c  o  m  e  s     t  o
                                                                        He orders in a squelchy blood-soaked voice,
     p  a  r  a  n  o  r  m  a  l     i  n  v  e  s  t  i  g  a  t  i  o  n  s  .     N  o  t     o  n  l  y     d  o     t  h  e  y
                                                                      “Anything but a steak sandwich will do for me.”
     h  e  l  p     b  r  i  d  g  e     t  h  e     g  a  p     b  e  t  w  e  e  n     t  h  e     i  n  v  e  s  t  i  g  a  t  o  r  s
     a  n  d     t  h  e     s  p  i  r  i  t     w  o  r  l  d     b  u  t     a  l  s  o     h  e  l  p     d  r  a  w     a
                                                                     Everyone then turns to look at the investigator.
     r  o  a  d  m  a  p     f  o  r     t  h  e     e  n  t  i  r  e     i  n  v  e  s  t  i  g  a  t  i  o  n  .     T  h  e
                                                                    The investigator fidgets with his EMF sensor and
     l  o  c  a  t  i  o  n  s     c  a  n     b  e     m  a  s  s  i  v  e     a  n  d     i  n  v  e  s  t  i  g  a  t  i  n  g
                                                                                               then says out loud:
     e  v  e  r  y     s  p  o  t     c  a  n     b  e     t  i  m  e  -  c  o  n  s  u  m  i  n  g     a  n  d
                                                                       “If you’re male, can you ring the bell and make
     t  i  r  e  s  o  m  e  .     H  e  n  c  e     i  d  e  n  t  i  f  y  i  n  g     t  h  e     ‘  h  o  t  s  p  o  t  s  ’
     w  h  e  r  e     t  h  e     a  c  t  i  v  i  t  i  e  s     a  r  e     m  o  r  e     p  r  o  m  i  n  e  n  t     a  n  d  this thing beep a third time?”

     t  h  e     ‘  c  o  l  d     s  p  o  t  s  ’     w  h  e  r  e     t  h  e     s  p  i  r  i  t  s     a  r  e     t  r  y  i  n  g     t  o

     m  a  n  i  f  e  s  t     c  a  n     r  e  a  l  l  y     h  e  l  p     g  a  t  h  e  r     m  o  r  e     e  v  i  d  e  n  c  e
                                                                       10 THINGS A PARANORMAL
     a  n  d     s  t  e  e  r     t  h  e     e  n  t  i  r  e     i  n  v  e  s  t  i  g  a  t  i  o  n     t  o     a     m  o  r  e
     p  r  o  d  u  c  t  i  v  e     o  u  t  c  o  m  e  .     E  v  e  n     i  f     t  h  e     l  o  c  a  t  i  o  n     i  s
                                                                        INVESTIGATOR DARE NOT
     s  m  a  l  l     l  i  k  e     a     p  r  i  v  a  t  e     p  r  o  p  e  r  t  y  ,     p  s  y  c  h  i  c  s     c  a  n     h  e  l  p
                                                                        SAY ON HIS HONEYMOON
     d  r  a  w     a     l  o  t     o  f     i  n  f  o  r  m  a  t  i  o  n     f  r  o  m     t  h  e
     s  u  r  r  o  u  n  d  i  n  g  s     o  r     s  u  r  f  a  c  e  s  ,     w  h  i  c  h     t  a  k  e  s     t  h  e
                                                                                      NIGHT
     i  n  v  e  s  t  i  g  a  t  i  o  n     t  o     a  n  o  t  h  e  r     l  e  v  e  l  .     N  o  t     o  n  l  y     d  o

     p  s  y  c  h  i  c  s     h  e  l  p     c  o  n  n  e  c  t     t  o     t  h  e     s  p  i  r  i  t  u  a  l     w  o  r  l  d
     b  u  t     c  a  n     a  l  s  o     r  e  v  e  a  l     a     l  o  t     o  f     i  n  f  o  r  m  a  t  i  o  n     a  b  o  u  t  1.     If there’s anybody here with us,
                                                                    please talk now.
     t  h  e     p  l  a  c  e     a  n  d     t  h  e     p  e  o  p  l  e     t  h  a  t     o  n  c  e     l  i  v  e  d     t  h  e  r  e
                                                                    2.     One blink if you’re male and two
     b  y     t  o  u  c  h  i  n  g     a  n  d     c  o  n  n  e  c  t  i  n  g     w  i  t  h     t  h  e
     s  u  r  r  o  u  n  d  i  n  g     t  r  e  e  s  ,     w  a  l  l  s  ,     g  r  o  u  n  d  ,     a  n  d     o  b  j  e  c  t  s
                                                                    if you’re female.
     v  i  a     p  s  y  c  h  o  m  e  t  r  i  c  s     w  h  i  c  h     m  a  k  e  s     s  p  i  r  i  t
                                                                    3.     Was it you who made that strange noise
     c  o  m  m  u  n  i  c  a  t  i  o  n     e  a  s  i  e  r  ,     m  o  r  e     s  p  e  c  i  f  i  c  ,     a  n  d     t  h  u  s
                                                                    when I entered?
     g  i  v  e  s     a     d  i  r  e  c  t  i  o  n     t  o     t  h  e     e  n  t  i  r  e     t  e  a  m  .     S  p  i  r  i  t
                                                                    4.     Can you make that creaking sound again?
     c  o  m  m  u  n  i  c  a  t  i  o  n     c  a  n     s  o  m  e  t  i  m  e  s     g  e  t
                                                                    5.     I’m here only to talk; I mean no harm.
     o  v  e  r  w  h  e  l  m  i  n  g  ,     e  s  p  e  c  i  a  l  l  y     w  h  e  n     t  h  e     p  s  y  c  h  i  c     c  a  n
     f  e  e  l     t  h  e     e  m  o  t  i  o  n  s     o  f     t  h  e     s  p  i  r  i  t  .     S  p  i  r  i  t  s     e  x  h  i  b  i  t     a
                                                                    6.     Are you alone or is there someone
     r  a  n  g  e     o  f     e  m  o  t  i  o  n  s  ,     f  r  o  m     b  e  i  n  g     s  a  d  ,     c  o  n  f  u  s  e  d
                                                                     with you here?
     a  n  d     l  o  s  t     t  o     b  e  i  n  g     a  n  g  r  y     a  n  d     v  e  n  g  e  f  u  l  .     E  v  e  r  y
                                                                    7.     Do you stay here or just visit often?
     m  i  n  o  r     d  e  t  a  i  l     i  s     v  e  r  y     c  r  u  c  i  a  l     f  o  r     a  n     i  n  v  e  s  t  i  g  a  t  i  o  n  .
                                                                    8.     I want your responses on my gadget here!
                                                                    9.     I want a louder noise this time.
     F  o  r     a     c  o  m  m  o  n     p  e  r  s  o  n  ,     i  t     i  s     e  a  s  y     t  o     d  i  s  c  r  e  d  i  t
     s  o  m  e  t  h  i  n  g     t  h  e  y     c  a  n  n  o  t     c  o  m  p  r  e  h  e  n  d  ,     w  h  e  t  h  e  r     i  t
                                                                    10.   Do you want me to leave this place?
     i  s     p  a  r  a  n  o  r  m  a  l     p  h  e  n  o  m  e  n  o  n     o  r     p  s  y  c  h  i  c     a  b  i  l  i  t  y  .
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