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SEPTEMBER 13, 2020 Tommy Tank
It's lovely to see the Non Chuckle Sisters
enjoying a beer.... . Fuckin miles away from
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us 11:39
maybe I'm starting to feel some sympathy for
these Romanian street beggars placed along
Princes Street by their warlords but I was Scott Chuckle
passing one when I took the time to stop and
read the card she was holding......"I'm We call it sectarian social distancing!! 13:12
homeless, I have 12 children, 3 dogs and 4
cats and my husband is a cnut who takes all
my money and refuses to look for work. I have Scott Chuckle
never been able to learn English and have no
money and I am desperate......the new iPhone
comes out next week and I need an
upgrade...please help?" I looked at her and
thought....if you have never learned English
who the fuck wrote your card? Anyway I did
my elephant impersonation and pulled my
pockets inside out and shrugged "Sorry no
cash" she looked up and smiled..."No worry
sir"....and reached under her blanket and
whipped out a contactless card machine!
WTF...... 02:18

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