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 Tommy Tank
Winton Chuckle Who is He ? 16:59
allowed to use their own tour caddies at
Augusta? 1982
Hole 14 Chinese Fir (4) - What is the drive way Scott Chuckle
into Augusta National called? Magnolia No Tommy that was the mortuary when you
drive/Lane joined your necrophilia club.. until some cunt
Hole 15 Firethorn (5) - Who is the only split on you ! 17:00
Masters winner to be an actual paying
member of Augusta National Jack Nicklaus
Hole 16 Redbud (3) - Who is the only US Tommy Tank
President to be a member of Augusta
National? Eisenhower He has a tree named Gotcha.....Bill Withers song Who is He 17:01
a er him on the 17th and a pond on the Par 3
course - I wonder why?
Hole 17 Randina (4) - Which winner was Tommy Tank
awarded the first Green Jacket given to a I need to tell everyone before you read it in
professional? Sam Snead in 1949 the Evening News......I was sentenced to six
Hole 18 Holly (4) - Who are the youngest and months in solitary (3 mths off with good
oldest Masters Winners. Tiger & Nicklaus 21 behavior). I was found Guilty of being a
and 46 respectively complete bastard to every woman I've been
Here they are. 15:58 involved with. This despite having a
character witness appear on my behalf. The
Judge said he was inclined to believe the 451
Scott Chuckle complainants rather than 1 hooker.
The good news is that my cell in HMP
What is everyone up to this weekend? The
Stockeree is very comfortable with large
16:30 screen tv's in each room, large kitchen and a
well stocked fridge as Kaleigh is allowed to
drop off food parcels.
Tommy Tank
My old Mucker Bowser is in a cell just across
Think I'll nip to the fridge 16:36 the courtyard where we are allowed to
exercise once a day if we stay 2 m apart......to
be honest I've tried to stay much further than
Scott Chuckle 2m away from Bowser since I first met him. I
also have plenty to read as Bowser has lent
Cool! 16:37 me his collection of the Dandy and
Beano....60 yrs worth. ......WTF is he going to
look like at the end of his lockdown... ... 19:31
Tommy Tank
Last time I was there it was fuckin freezing..
16:55 Keith Bawbag

Keith Bawbag
RIP Bill Withers 16:57

Scott Chuckle
Yes
A great artist 16:58

Winton Chuckle 19:58
19:58
Still Bill his documentary well worth a
watch. 16:59

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