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Scott Chuckle
Canadian, a Cape Verdean, a Central African,
a Chadian, a Chilean, a Chinese, a
Colombian, a Comoran, a Congolese, a
Costa Rican, a Croatian, a Cuban, a Cypriot,
a Czech, a Dane, a Djibouti, a Dominican, a
Dutchman, an East Timorese, an
Ecuadorean, an Egyptian, an Emirian, an
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Estonian, an Ethiopian, a Fijian, a Filipino, a
Finn, a Frenchman, a Gabonese, a Gambian,
a Georgian, a German, a Ghanaian, a Greek,
a Grenadian, a Guatemalan, a Guinea-
Bissauan, a Guinean, a Guyanese, a Haitian,
a Herzegovinian, a Honduran, a Hungarian,
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an I-Kiribati, an Icelander, an Indian, an 18:57
Indonesian, an Iranian, an Iraqi, an Irishman,
an Israeli, an Italian, an Ivorian, a Jamaican,
a Japanese, a Jordanian, a Kazakhstani, a APRIL 17, 2020
Kenyan, a Kittian and Nevisian, a Kuwaiti, a
Kyrgyz, a Laotian, a Latvian, a Lebanese, a
Liberian, a Libyan, a Liechtensteiner, a Scott Chuckle
Lithuanian, a Luxembourger, a Macedonian,
a Malagasy, a Malawian, a Malaysian, a This book on the great game of golf gives the
Maldivan, a Malian, a Maltese, a Marshallese, reader valuable playing tips
a Mauritanian, a Mauritian, a Mexican, a Highlights include:
Micronesian, a Moldovan, a Monacan, a Chapter ! - How to Properly Line Up Your
Mongolian, a Moroccan, a Mosotho, a Fourth Putt
Motswana, a Mozambican, a Namibian, a Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Maxfli Ball from the
Nauruan, a Nepalese, a New Zealander, a Rough A er You Have Just Hit a Titleist from
Nicaraguan, a Nigerian, a Nigerien, a North the Tee
Korean, a Northern Irishman, a Norwegian, Chapter 3 - How to Get More Distance off the
an Omani, a Pakistani, a Palauan, a Shank
Palestinian, a Panamanian, a Papua New Chapter 4 - When to Give the Greenkeeper the
Guinean, a Paraguayan, a Peruvian, a Pole, a V Sign
Portuguese, a Qatari, a Romanian, a Chapter 5 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Pints
Russian, a Rwandan, a Saint Lucian, a Before 09.00
Salvadoran, a Samoan, a San Marinese, a Chapter 6 - How to Find That Ball That
Sao Tomean, a Saudi, a Scottish, a Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Senegalese, a Serbian, a Seychellois, a Sierra Chapter 7 - How to Relax When You Are
Leonean, a Singaporean, a Slovakian, a Hitting Three off the Tee
Slovenian, a Solomon Islander, a Somali, a Chapter 8 - How to Relax When You Are
South African, a South Korean, a Spaniard, a Hitting Five off the Tee
Sri Lankan, a Sudanese, a Surinamer, a Chapter 9 - When to Suggest Major Swing
Swazi, a Swede, a Swiss, a Syrian, a Tajik, a Connections to Your Opponent
Tanzanian, a Togolese, a Tongan, a The book also includes an Appendix on GOLF
Trinidadian or Tobagonian, a Tunisian, a TERMINOLOGY:
Turk, a Tuvaluan, a Ugandan, a Ukrainian, a A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
Uruguayan, a Uzbekistani, a Venezuelan, a A Diego Maradona - a nasty 5 footer
Vietnamese, a Welshman, a Yemenite, a A Saman Rushdie - an impossible read
Zambian and a Zimbabwean A Philip Schofield - thought it was straight
all go to a nightclub .................................. but it wasn’t
The doorman stops them and says sorry I A Cuban - needs one more revolution
can’t let you in without a Thai. 16:59 An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
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