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Tommy Tank JULY 26, 2020
OK...table for 4 and a table for 1........and
you're the 1 14:41
Tommy Tank
Breaking News. Due to spikes in coronavirus
Tommy Tank the UK Government advise the following the
Are you guys close? 15:24 new Sheep Herding Immunity Strategy
measures MUST be strictly adhered to but are
voluntary and fines will be issued if they can
Scott Chuckle be arsed policing them.
If you are outdoors always stay indoors.
2 mins away 15:24 Please go to work as normal if you don't have
a fuckin job.
Only drive if it is an emergency or if you fancy
Tommy Tank a McDonalds but wear eye coverings at all
It's full 15:25 times.
Only work from home if you are a Muslim
Suicide Bomber or if you're Fred West.
Tommy Tank You can have sex with complete strangers but
always wear a mask and ensure you have
enough cable ties or alternatively choose a
recently deceased victim.
If you need clarification on any of the above
below pease tune in to regular updates on
Radio 5 by the Government Minister for Free
Speech Sir Marcel Marceau. The broadcasts
will also be available in Braille for the Hard
of Hearing immediately a er the amazing
specially commissioned by the BBC Radio
performances by The Chinese State Acrobat
Troupe.
15:49 If you need any further clarification of the
15:49
below above just remember you voted for a
Monoric Lying Cheating Kunt to Govern the
Dode the Sodge UK. You Reap What You Sow.
Missing you all 15:56 15:16

Dode the Sodge
Scott Chuckle
Xx 15:57

Scott Chuckle
Nice catch up Tommy. Still a cunt!x 18:59

Tommy Tank
thanks for a great day and your hospitality
guys n gals . 19:03

Winton Chuckle
15:51
15:51
You are welcome mate. Until the next time.
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