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Doctor Ink's Bar Etiquette

The Doctor’s drinks knowledge spans from the 1500’s to the 1900’s. Should you request

a drink from the 1950-1980’s, we will happily serve you in a century or so!

At busy times please feel free to ask one of the serving wenches or hosts for
a bottle of ale or glass of sparkling wine – to be enjoyed while you wait to be served
some our fabulous, fancy mixed drinks.

We recycle the tubular drink extraction devices that are in some of our drinks so as not
to use nasty modern plastic - this will save the world and lots of marine animals.
These tubular drink extraction devices are from the Doctor’s private collection and as
such, he has vowed to shoot any cutpurses, blagards & thieves who relinquish him of
them...... Failing that, the Doctor will paste their light-fingered, narrow eyed visages all
over the aptly named Face-Book and post their likenesses where they belong...... in the
toilets for all to see their shame .... Likewise if you try to relinquish him of any of his

possessions including cups, glasses or decorations as THEY ARE NOT YOURS.

We ask that you keep the volume of conversation at a reasonable level & refrain from
cursing.

Do not interrupt other guests - if you came here to hit on strangers, you are in the

wrong bar.

We will refuse to serve any guests who seem to have ingested too much Fire-water...

No debate regarding our decision will be entered into....
Water is available if you need rehydration

Please refrain from making too much noise when leaving the establishment as lonely or
less fun people are sleeping.

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