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Because everything we do has a clear, efficient and economical reason.
      We have no need for those words or phrases. Without the humans and
      their  language,  we  would  know  nothing  about  such  foolishness.  And
      because  they  act  upon  such  ideas—often  harming  cats  for  no  other
      reason—that is how we know they make no sense.”
        Only  Meringue  among  her  siblings  had  started  listening  carefully  to
      human speech. “You’re right, Grandcat,” she exclaimed. “I have heard
      them say things that make no sense. Maybe you can explain this one to
      me: last night I heard one of them say, ‘That’s the cat’s pajamas.’ What
      does that correspond to in our feline world?”
        Grimalkin twitched, sending her charges into a slight rearrangement of
      their clumping.
        “I cannot begin to understand it,” she said. “I have heard, however,
      that  the  humans  can  invent  new  senses.  That  expression  possibly
      involves one of them, the sense of humor. Perhaps it requires that same
      distortion of the other senses that allows their brains to consider dust
      bunnies as more than ad hoc educational toys.”
        At  that  moment  the  kittens’  mother  leaped  through  the  cat  door,
      something clearly not imaginary gripped between her teeth.
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