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           “Don’t forget pesticides,” Labelle admonished. “I am certain Pete
        Boggs’ collection of chemicals includes compounds designed to kill
        bookworms. And I saw at least one volume in Bibliopoly’s crime and
        mystery section in which oil of mirbane was the means of dispatching
        an  enemy.  I  dusted  it  for  fingerprints  before  you  arrived;  no  luck,
        unfortunately.”
           “My God! How fiendish! Is the chemical undetectable to anyone
        handling it?”
           “Generally  not.  As  I  told  you  earlier,  it  has  a  fairly  strong
        characteristic  odor,  like  bitter  almonds.  I  could  smell  it  in  that
        confined space immediately.”
           “Then Mariana must have committed suicide.”
           “Not  necessarily.  I  do  not  think  she  smelled  it.  Her  medical
        records show that she suffered from severe hyposmia, bordering on
        anosmia. Were you unaware of that?”
           “No sense of smell? Ah, no, I was not.”
           Labelle showed no sign of being impressed that I understood that
        diagnosis.  In  my  day,  Latin  was  still  a  required  subject  in  high
        school—and my parents had virtually guaranteed my interest in the
        language of the law with their choice of my given names.
           “It would be in character for her not to discuss any negative health
        conditions  with  you,  despite  your  professional  relationship.”  Did  I
        detect the barest suggestion of irony in her voice? Did she think I
        was  one  of  Mariana’s  moths,  incessantly  beating  its  singed  wings
        against  the  pyre?  I  hoped  not.  She  continued.  “I  saw  the  scars  of
        rhinoplasty, probably several decades old, indicating it occurred in a
        period of relatively crude surgical technique. That in itself is generally
        unlikely  to disable chemosensation  of the olfactory  nerves,  but the
        operation  may  have  been  performed  in  tandem  with  a  botched
        polypectomy. Were that to be the case, and I believe it is, then we
        have  a  single  explanation  for  her  strident  voice,  chronic  sinusitis,
        indifference  to  odors  considered  unpleasant  by  most  people,  and
        uncontrolled application of artificial personal scent.”
          “You  mean  perfume?”  Now  I  really  began  to  suspect  she  was
        making fun of me, or at least of legalistic diction.
           “Yes.  As  several  witnesses  have  reported,  Ms.  Trench  regularly
        applied  copious  quantities  of  products  containing  nitrobenzene  to
        herself, her clothing, and her immediate environment.”

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