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If you ever get your hands on The Bumper Book Of Being A Grown-Up (every adult has one, but is sworn to keep it a secret from children), turn to page 437.
In the chapter titled "99 Terrible Punishments for Annoyingly Naughty Kids" it lists the various ways grown-ups can make your life a misery if you step out of line.
Here’s a small selection:
• Brussels sprouts for tea every night for a month.
• No sweets for a year.
• Glue them to a cow (only for extreme naughtiness). • Chores. So, so many chores. Mwa-ha-haaa!
You’ve probably suffered at least one of those awful fates. But if you think you’ve got it bad, think again. It could be worse . . .
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