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Still think you,ve got it bad?
Well, we hope you,ve enjoyed your tour of ancient Egypt. Now you have to ask yourself one very important question — do you STILL think YOU,VE GOT IT BAD?
You do? Really?
So you regularly find scorpions in your pants and have to
dodge crocodiles hanging around your garden pond? You have Pigeon pizza for school dinner?
You worry about having your brains scooped out through your nose and flung in the bin?
Haaaang on . . . you’re talking hippo poop, aren’t you?
You know fine well that those poor ancient Egyptian kids had it a whole lot worse than you in many ways — although if you’re a fan of sand or being slightly bald then you may have thought it was a right old hoot.
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This job stinks!