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Still think you,ve got it bad?
Look where we are – it’s the end of the book!
Have you enjoyed your journey through castle life? Did you have fabulous fun reading about all those hOrRiBlE things?
There, there, no need to cry. We know you LoVeD this book, so please do feel free to start again and give it another read. It’ll be good for your lovely brain.
Of course, if you had lived in a medieval castle you wouldn’t have had time to do all this reading. You’d have been FaR too busy filling buckets full of poop, eating dolphins and learning loads of Latin off by heart.
There must be better ways to earn pocket money.
Stop talking and keep filling that bucket.
And if that doesn’t remind you how good you have it today, let’s just refresh your memory, shall we?
Entertainment today: Games consoles/TV/internet.
Entertainment then: A man doing bottom burps while whistling/kicking a pig’s bladder around.
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