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How messy an eater are you? Let,s do a quick test to find out! You have a BURGER and a BANANA MILKSHAKE, do you . . .
A) Consume them gracefully with not a crumb or drop spilt.
B) Dribble a little ketchup down your chin and end up with a SpLaT of yellow milkshake on your nice white t-shirt.
C) Squeeze the cup so hard it eXpLoDeS and covers your entire head in banana gunk – then miss your mouth completely while eating the burger and RaM iT uP yOuR nOsE – before dropping the greasy remains all over your expensive new trainers.
Whoops
So how did you do? If you answered:
A) Congratulations! You are a normally-functioning human being. B) Could try harder. Have a go at closing your mouth occasionally.
C) Oh dear. Oh deary, deary dear. You should consider wearing an all-over plastic bodysuit while eating and getting HoSeD dOWN afterwards.
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