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StIlL ThInK YoU’vE GoT iT BaD?
What? No way! Is that the end of the book already? Wow! Time sure does fly when you,re finding out about eating SLUGS, stabbing yourself with CACTUS SPIKES and having bits of you removed by SMELLY PRIESTS.
But all good things must come to an end. And so do gruesome, weird and fascinatingly fun things!
At least you’ve learned exactly why it’s so much better being a kid NoW rather than tHeN, though. You have, haven’t you?
SeRiOuSlY? What more do you need to know than literally eVeRyThInG you’ve just read? You are one StRaNgE kid, you know that?
*Sigh*. OK, let’s try a bit of tRuE and FaLsE to help you along . . .
1 – You might be EaTeN by a sTaR DeMoN with a necklace made of human hearts and hands. tRuE or FaLsE?
(Answer: True. Star Demons can be sooooo cranky when they’re peckish.)
I got this.
What is that AWFUL noise?
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That wound looks painful . . . how about some wee?
