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JOKES

1.What do you say when your ortho breaks?

Ans: “OSNAP”

2.How does an Argentine commit suicide?

Ans: He jumps off his own ego

3.Why are architects banned from heaven?

Ans: Jesus was a carpenter

4.What do architects eat with chinese meal?

Ans: Spatial fried rice

5.Why did the architects quit the job ?

Ans: Because he couldn’t draw a straight line

6.Why did the architect cross the road?

Ans: To get to the other side of the blueprint

7.What do you call an architect without a job?

Ans: A Draftman

8.what do you call an architect who can’t design a
building?

Ans: A Manager