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IT’S A FUNNY OLD GAME

The Joker In The Pack
Era’s love of Jazz often extends to
playing air trumpet during the match

As I was walking home from work last
night I noticed a Crystal Palace
game? The ghost of Christmas passed!
How did Scrooge win the football can never have enough nails,
season-ticket nailed to a Christmas
tree. I thought to myself
‘I’m having that!’ ‘cos you

can you?
Andy Ellis had the heart of a lion
whilst playing for Chessington &
Hook United...and a lifetime ban
from Chessington Zoo

My wife wants a divorce because she
thinks I’m obsessed with football. I’m
a bit gutted about it - we’ve only been
married for three seasons.
The Spurs team visited an orphanage in Bavaria after their match against
Bayern Munich. “It was pitiful to look into their sad, haunted and defeated
faces, absolutely heartbreaking” said Franz aged 6

MR CLEAN

A missing persons alert once
went out for Deeks. He was
found three days later -
still in the shower.
What have Tottenham and a 3-pin plug
got in common?
They’re both completely useless in
Europe.