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IT’S A FUNNY OLD GAME





                                     The Joker In The Pack
                                      Era’s love of Jazz often extends to
                                     playing air trumpet during the match

                                   As I was walking home from work last
                                   night I noticed a Crystal Palace
         game? The ghost of Christmas passed!
       How did Scrooge win the football   can never have enough nails,
                                   season-ticket nailed to a Christmas
                                   tree. I thought to myself
                                   ‘I’m having that!’ ‘cos you


                                   can you?
                                   Andy Ellis had the heart of a lion
                                   whilst playing for Chessington &
                                   Hook United...and a lifetime ban
                                   from Chessington Zoo

                                   My wife wants a divorce because she
                                   thinks I’m obsessed with football. I’m
                                   a bit gutted about it - we’ve only been
                                   married for three seasons.
      The Spurs team visited an orphanage in Bavaria after their match against
      Bayern Munich. “It was pitiful to look into their sad, haunted and defeated
      faces, absolutely heartbreaking” said Franz aged 6

             MR CLEAN



      A missing persons alert once
      went out for Deeks. He was
      found three days later -
      still in the shower.
      What have Tottenham and a 3-pin plug
      got in common?
      They’re both completely useless in
      Europe.
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