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here’s been a lot of refurbishment
      Twork going on around the ground
      over summer, the boardroom has been
      rewired, plastered and decorated, the
      shower block has received a facelift, the
      main ironwork gates have been painted
      and other general tidying and cleaning
      has been undertaken. So everything will
      be looking spick and span for the com-
      ing season.
      Some interesting additions to the Snack
      Bar  menu have  been  spotted,  such as   We’re expecting some big eaters down at the
      Mediterranean Couscous, Thai Green    Lane this season
      Curry with Rice & Quinoa and Betty    football grounds throughout the land, is
      Crocker Chocolate Cake in a mug, but   still available, although my mate would
      do not fear; Bovril, that old staple of   like to see Marmite on sale too.
                                            The pitch is looking in great condition,
                                            as it prepares for the double wham-
                                            my of a battering it’s going to endure
                                            this season. Sand has also been spread
                                            around the ground to aid drainage. Ex-
                                            pert maintenance resulted in only two
                                            games being postponed last season, and
                                            for one of those matches the rain was
                                            reminiscent of the Great Flood. A word
                                            of caution to opposing teams, or anyone
                                            else for that matter, please don’t warm
                                            up on the main pitch before the match,
                                            otherwise, you’ll encounter the wrath of
                                            Andy.
                                                   GET OFF

                                                THE PITCH !!!



      The Bovril poster is on display as part of  the
      V&A’s  Food: Bigger Than a Plate exhibition
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