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JOKES - Capt Ravi Shankar CHHATRAPATI SHIVAJI MAHARAJ
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1. No … you change your course!
Dead ahead, through the pitch-black night, a captain
sees a light on a collision course with his ship.
Reaching for the radio, he says: “Change your course ten
degrees east.”
“Change yours ten degrees west,” comes the reply.
The captain responds, “I'm a navy captain! Change your Extra Curricular Activities
course, sir!”
“I'm a seaman second class,” the next reply comes back.
“Change your course, sir.”
The captain is furious. “I'm a battleship! I'm not changing
course!”
The man replies, “I'm in a lighthouse. Your call.”

2. Question:
Why most of the engineering students Can't clear all
subjects in 1st attempt...?
Answer:
Smooth roads never make good drivers,
Clear sky never makes good pilots
&
Clearing all subjects in the 1st attempt,
Never makes good engineers.

3. Height of con dence A Pencil sketch of Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj (1630-1680)
Once many professors were called and asked to sit in an Size A3(297 x 420 mm)
aeroplane. Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj was born at Shivneri, Pune Dist.
After they sat. They were informed that the plane is He was an Indian ruler and a member of the Bhonsle
made by their students. Maratha clan. Shivaji Maharaj carved out an enclave from
All of them ran and got out of the plane except one. the declining Adil Shahi Sultanate of Bijapur that formed
People asked him the reason the origin of the Maratha Empire. He was a great warrior and
He said, “If it's made by my students it will not even start.”
administrator. He fought Hindu persecution throughout his
Air and students have the same mentality life but practised true religious tolerance.
Don't you know how?
The Indian Navy considers Chhatrapati Shivaji Maharaj as
Both keep turning the book's pages without reading
the 'Father of the Indian Navy'. We can proudly say that he
laid the foundation for the Indian Navy.
Capt Ravi Shankar Shivaji Maharaj built his ships in towns such as Kalyan,
Nautical Faculty
Bhivandi, and Goa. His eet grew to reportedly 700 ships for
trade and war. Shivaji Maharaj was a hero and is in the
hearts of millions. His love and sel essness made him
special to all. He was very well-known for his military
tactician.
The birth anniversary of Shivaji Maharaj on 19 February is
celebrated with much enthusiasm to honour him.

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The topography being explained by Mr Narendra Katdare

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