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ULYSSES CLUB INC. - FLEURIEU BRANCH
OCTOBER_ NOVEMBER WHALER

NICKNAMES FOR YOUR WORKMATES

Wicket keeper - puts on gloves and stands back
Harvey Norman - 3 years no interest
Sensor light - only works if someone walks past
Noodles - thinks all jobs take 2 minutes
Blister - appears when the hard work is done
Showbag - full of sh..
Lantern - not very bright and has to be carried

Deck chair - always folds under pressure
Perth - 3 hours behind everyone else
Bushranger – holds everyone up
Wheelbarrow - only works when he’s pushed
Limo - carries about 8 people
Cordless - charges all night but only works for 2 hours

The lsat wrod

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch

at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in
a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be

in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter

by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

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