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The Ulysses Club Inc has
signed up to be a member of the
United Petroleum Community
Rewards Card. The benefits of
the card to Ulysses Club
members are when purchasing
fuel from a participating United
Petroleum outlet, show your
Community card when paying
and you receive a 2 cents per
litre discount to a maximum of
150 litres from the pump price.
Additional to your discount, a further 2 cents per litre is directed to UCARF (Ulysses Club Arthritis Research
Foundation). United Petroleum is available Australia-wide and this offer applies to all types of fuel sold at United
service stations.

To sign up for this deal go to: http://new.unitedpetroleum.com.au/ulyssesclub/

It only takes about 60 seconds to apply, and the rewards card will be mailed to your nominated address. Start
saving on fuel costs and raise much needed funds for UCARF.

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class, was squirming around, scratching his crotch and
not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite
itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office; he was to phone his mother and ask her what he
should do about it.

He did, and returned to his class.

Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room.

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your Mom," she screamed.

"I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she’d come and pick me up from school."

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