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                                                                                      The Sazerac Lying Club...................1

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        The Sazerac Lying Club               a saguaro, but with lots of branches,  Baron von Munchausen. You may
        . . . or, Tall Stories Unlimited     rather like a cholla.                have read his story of the traveler
                                                 “It shone and I thought, at first,  on horseback who was caught in a
                                             that it was perhaps the sun reflecting  severe blizzard, found some shelter
        by Dan Wray
                                             on moisture left by the mist. But as  for himself and hitched his horse to
                ne day I was volunteering at   I approached, I could see that at the  a tree stump. Overnight the weather
                the Reception Desk when an   end of each branch was a beautiful  changed  and  when  the  traveler
        Oelegant lady came into the          pearl, each identical to its neighbor.  awoke, the snow was gone and he
        Visitor Center. I couldn’t help but   To whom could such a plant belong?  found himself lying in a churchyard.
        notice the pearl necklace she was    Would it be stealing if I took some? I  But where was his horse? He could
        wearing. It was made of the most     could see no signs of habitation and  hear it whinnying, but couldn’t see
        beautifully matched pearls I had ever   no one around, so I succumbed to  it anywhere. The sound, however,
        seen. She must have seen me looking   temptation and gathered some. Hardly  seemed to be coming from above, and
        as she came up to the desk and                                                    when he looked up, he saw
        said, “There’s quite a story                                                      his horse tethered to the spire
        attached  to  these  pearls.”                                                     on top of the steeple.
        Curiosity overcame me and                                                            Nevada is not free from
        I asked if she would mind                                                         tall-story tellers. Indeed there
        telling me the story. “Not at                                                     was a club specially formed
        all,” she said.                                                                   for them. It was called, “The
            “One  day  last  fall  I                                                      Sazerac Lying Club.” Fred
        decided  I  would  go  for  a                                                     H. Hart, editor of the Reese
        short hike on my own. It was                                                      River Reveille from 1875 to
        a cool and sunny day when I                                                       1878, began to compose and
        set out and I had gone about                                                      publish in the paper accounts
        two miles down the trail when                                                     of  the  proceedings  of  the
        suddenly, a thick mist came down and   had I finished collecting when the mist  Sazerac Lying Club, the members
        surrounded me.                       came down again. This time, I was  of which met at the Sazerac—a local
            “In retrospect, I realize it was   more sensible and stood just where I  saloon—and competed in telling the
        foolish and dangerous. I could hardly   was. How long it was before the mist  most outrageous stories. In 1875 he
        see where I was going, yet something   cleared I do not know, but when it  published a compilation under the
        urged me to walk on. I edged my way   did the cactus was gone, and I found  title, “The Sazerac Lying Club – a
        cautiously forward. I don’t know how  myself back at the trailhead. So that’s  Nevada Book.”
        far I had gone when suddenly, the mist  the story of my necklace.”           Little is known about Hart. It has
        lifted and there in front of me was a    A tall story, but then, people have  been speculated that he was a cousin
        giant cactus unlike any I have known.  always told tall stories. Perhaps the
        I can best describe it as looking like  most famous of these storytellers is            Sazerac, continued on p. 6
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