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our names an not disappearin like Mizz Lulabelle into any
husband’s name, she’da been like my Great-Grandma, Big
Jim’s Grandma, and Grandma Mary Kate’d been Mizz
Scarlett’s daughter, which’d account for the stubborn
streak in me; but I never liked Rhett a lot cuz when he
had a choice for true love he didn’t give a damn.
“Scarlett, the next mornin,” Mizz Lulabelle said,
“had a certain smile on her face.” Playin the new bride to
the hilt, she tried to smile the same smile Mizz Scarlett
had, but on Mizz Lulabelle’s face it looked like a pinball
machine goin TILT after a extra hard bounce. “It must
be difficult for you livin alone with your Daddy. To find
out things, I mean.”
She was goin for the bait. “What things?” I said.
“Things every girl should know,” she said. “But I can’t
tell you.”
“Why not?” I said. “I probably know a zillion things
you could tell me, but I just want to hear what you have
to say.”
She blushed, then sorta puffed up like the Visitin
Health Nurse at school, who four embarrassin times a year
picked through each one a our heads a hair under a purple
light combin for cooties, which was a problem back then,
cuz they’d shave your head on the spot. But all puffed up,
Mizz Lulabelle, decidin the Visitin Nurse imitation was
fun, kicked her ballet slippers to the floor, sat up in the
swing, lit another cigaret, an said, “Well, Laydia, since you
don’t have no mama to tell you, I’ll tell you.”
She flipped open The Saturday Evening Post maga-
zine in her lap an showed me a ad that was a drawin of a
exhausted Indian brave layin back in a white-cotton ham-
mock with a big smile on his face while a skimpy-dressed
Indian maiden stood beside him lookin real pleased

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