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            that number simply because the media figure that those heroic
            POWs had enough adjustment simply returning to a runaway
            American culture.
               The homosensual point is that, at least theoretically, these
            POWs  learned  something  through  the use  and  abuse of  their
            asses: either they hated it, or they hated themselves for liking it.
            What an ultimate and ironic Straight Macho betrayal: to have
            one of your own body parts tell your head that something you
            thought you could never relate to actually feels, well, not so bad,
            I guess, at all.
               Many gay men, growing up with this straight-and-narrow
            attitude (and that’s all it is: attitude) about male ass, have some
            difficulty learning the pleasure of getting plugged by a dick at the
            YMCA. What do they think the “A” stands for anyway?
               Once, however, a man emigrates from the dark interior of
            America, he can more freely get plugged in the sweet, dark inte-
            rior of himself.
               Consider  this  progressive  Coming  Out:  first,  using  your
            asshole as the Way In, as well as the Way Out, has to be got-
            ten around. “Well, maybe I’ll let you kiss it” becomes “tongue
            it” becomes “finger it” becomes “fuck it slow” becomes “fuck it
            hard” becomes “can you add a little dildo in it” becomes “got any
            bigger dildos” becomes “douche it lightly” becomes a “four-quart
            enema” becomes “fist it” becomes “double fist it.”
               That’s what happens to the simple joys of maidenhood!
               Actually, that rising range is a man’s Real Graduation Cer-
            emony as he stakes out progressive ownership of the territory of
            his own body. Interesting, how the Terror of Penetration gradu-
            ates up to an Absolute Appetite for Penetra tion!


            TITS AND THE GREASY MECHANIC

            Tits get hardons. That’s the bottom line: three hardons are better
            than one.
               Tits to the titillated are a hardon difficult to live without once
            a man has thrilled to the charge those two little fuckers can put
            out when played properly. Warning: once charged, Tit Men need
            their tit fix. Nightly.

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