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would go during the week. The issues with
                                                               people breaking the rules and swarming to
                                                               open spaces seemed to be more prevalent at
                                                               the weekend. We would avoid the motorways
                                                               where possible, though some motorway travel
                                                               was bound to be unavoidable. We would take
                                                               food and water and then not have to stop at any
                                                               shops or service areas. We would start with a
                                                               full tank of diesel, which would do the return
                                                               journey with some to spare. And there would
                                                               be no stopping, the only exception being for a
                                                               pee! There is no way we would be able to do
                       A little bit of van training.           the round trip without this, though there were
                   Not that we could go anywhere!              buckets in the back of the van if the worst came
                                                               to the worst!
           We considered this to be a welfare consideration
                                                               We did all of these. And it really was the
           (we also considered our gradual slide into
                                                               weirdest journey ever.
           bankruptcy to be another welfare consideration,
           but felt that, perhaps, this shouldn’t be majored   One of the very few disadvantages of living
           upon).                                              in Devon is that you have to head east to get
                                                               anywhere (unless you are going to Cornwall,
           So, we made some decisions.
                                                               but we don’t talk about that) and, of course,
           While it would still be clearly impossible for the   realistically, if you are heading anywhere north
           boy destined for Germany to be able to travel       of Bristol, at some point you are going to need to
           anywhere (though we were in constant contact        go on the M5.
           with his new owners and, again, we were all
                                                               And the M5 is usually busy at any time of the
           monitoring the rules), the other two could go.
                                                               day and any day of the week, generally adding
           Both lots of owners were delighted with the         at least an hour to every journey.
           news, and we put the plans in motion.
                                                               Now, having decided to avoid motorways where
           We copied every possible piece of paper             possible, we knew that the most practical route
           we could find that indicated our journey was        would be to use the M5 as far as the Severn
           necessary, acceptable and legal, so we had          crossing and then (though the route planner and
           something to waive under the noses of the           Satnav etc. had all said carry on up the M5 to
           police that we thought were bound to stop us        the M6 to the M56) we had decided we should
           at some point (one of the pups was going to         head back west for a few miles to Newport and
           a small village in the heart of the Snowdonia       then go off-piste across the middle of Wales.
           National Park, a place that had already been        It would be the only time this year we would
           on the news several times with people blocking      actually go through Builth Wells, where the
           roads as they ignored lock-down to go walking       sheep were happily grazing the empty Royal
           and picnicking, so we felt pretty sure that we      Welsh Showground!
           would pop up on a radar somewhere) and we
                                                               To be honest, it was a beautiful journey. The
           formulated a plan that would involve attracting
                                                               scenery was spectacular, and we were able
           the least attention possible.
                                                               to enjoy and marvel at it as everything was so
           We would take the van and not the car. A van        clear. There was absolutely no traffic, and we
           (with suitable kennel-related sign-writing) would   barely saw a soul. The two police cars we saw
           be less likely to be stopped than a Volvo driven    parked up in layby’s ignored us (and, yes, I did
           by an old couple with a puppy in the back. We       keep looking in my mirrors for several miles


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