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A32    FEATURE
                 Tuesday 18 February 2020
            5 things I learned from binge-reading a 50-book crime series



            By SOPHIA ROSENBAUM As-                                                                                             ber band and marked with
            sociated Press                                                                                                      my  initials.  I  would  some-
            The  “In  Death”  series  is  far                                                                                   times giggle when I placed
            from  light  reading.  It  cen-                                                                                     a stack of 10 books on the
            ters  around  the  life  of  Eve                                                                                    scanner  and  it  somehow
            Dallas, a no-nonsense New                                                                                           correctly  checked  out  all
            York  City  police  lieuten-                                                                                        the right titles.
            ant. She’s a homicide cop,                                                                                          I  only  bought  one  book,
            so there is murder in every                                                                                         in  a  moment  of  weakness
            book.                                                                                                               over  Labor  Day  weekend
            J.D. Robb is the pen name                                                                                           when  I  realized  the  library
            for  the  prolific  romance                                                                                         was going to be closed for
            writer  Nora  Roberts,  who                                                                                         four  days  and  I  hadn’t  or-
            started writing the series in                                                                                       dered  the  next  few  books
            1995  and  releases  at  least                                                                                      in time.
            two new titles a year.                                                                                              After  that,  I  ordered  them
            In  the  very  first  book,  “Na-                                                                                   five  or  10  at  a  time  at  the
            ked  in  Death,”  we  are                                                                                           library.
            introduced  to  a  slew  of                                                                                         It turns out I’m not the only
            what  become  recurring                                                                                             one  who  loves  the  library.
            characters:  Eve’s  former                                                                                          A recent Gallup poll found
            partner  and  trainer,  who                                                                                         that  Americans  visited  the
            becomes  a  father  figure;                                                                                         library more frequently than
            the esteemed police com-                                                                                            the movie theater in 2019.
            mander; the maternal staff                                                                                          I AM NOT A COP, BUT I FELT
            psychiatrist;  Eve’s  criminal-                                                                                     LIKE  I  STARTED  THINKING
            turned-singer  bestie;  and                                                                                         LIKE ONE
            most importantly, Roarke.    This combination of book cover images shows 50 volumes of the "In Death" crime series written by   When  you  spend  hours  a
            The sexual tension leaps off   J.D. Robb, a pseudonym used by author Nora Roberts. Robb's latest book, "Golden in Death," was   day  reading  police  pro-
            the page when Eve meets      released on February 4. (Berkley/St. Martin's Press via AP)                            cedurals, you start thinking
            Roarke,  who  is  rich,  hand-                                                                                      like a cop, or at least how I
            some  and  happens  to  be  I learned:                    book, podcast — once I’m  was in the middle of read-      imagine a cop thinks. I be-
            her  prime  suspect.  Eve’s  THERE’S  NOTHING  LIKE  ES-  hooked,  I  need  to  know  ing when I said to my part-   gan paying more attention
            moral  code  is  black  and  CAPING  INTO  A  GOOD  everything.  Like  that  time  ner, “I can’t figure out why  to details.
            white,  which  causes  fric-  BOOK ... OR 50              I  watched  the  entirety  my pinky hurts so much.” He  Looking  at  people  on  the
            tion  throughout  the  series  I lost touch with reading for  of  “Gilmore  Girls”  in  two  casually suggested it might  subway, I would think about
            with Roarke, who becomes  a good chunk of my 20s. I  months.                           have something to do with  how I would describe them
            her  husband  by  the  fourth  blamed  it  on  school,  and  I  read  these  books  every-  my new reading obsession,  if I were called as a witness
            book.                        then on my job. But getting  where  I  went,  using  pe-  but  I  shot  that  down,  feel-  —  their  dimensions,  physi-
            Roberts spends a lot of time  back into a reading routine  ripheral  vision  as  I  walked  ing defensive.          cal attributes, clothing, ten-
            building layer upon layer of  has  done  wonders  for  my  through the corridor to my  I did notice, however, that  dencies  —  and  then  test
            intimacy into their relation-  life, and my brain. Reading  office  every  morning,  nar-  I was holding the book like  myself when I got home to
            ship,  so  their  partnership  is  requires  undivided  atten-  rowly avoiding running into  a  martini  glass,  pinky  out.  see if I remembered.
            believable  while  still  being  tion.  You  can’t  really  read  people.  I  would  sneak  in  Within days of changing my  I’d pay attention to license
            the  epitome  of  #couple-   a  book  while  you’re  tex-  five minutes when the sub-  grip, the pain went away.    plates  of  passing  cars,
            goals.  Their  relationship  is  ting  someone  or  scrolling  way  was  delayed.  I’d  curl  Then,  toward  the  end  of  though I never was able to
            one  of  the  things  I  loved  through  Instagram  or  par-  up  on  the  couch  with  my  the  book  series,  my  right  remember those.
            most about the series, and  ticipating in any bad habits  cat  on  a  rainy  afternoon,  eye  started  twitching  for  FICTION IS NOT REALITY
            miss  most  now  that  I’m  you’re trying to kick.        fall asleep most nights with  about  a  week  and  a  half.  Over the summer, a home-
            caught up.                   About  10  books  in,  when  a  book  in  my  hand,  read  I  was  embarrassed,  and  less man killed four people
            So  what  happens  when  I  noticed  I  was  starting  to  on the beach on vacation.   Googled  what  might  be  as they slept on the streets
            you plunge into a 50-book  rip  through  a  book  a  day,  After meeting a colleague  the cause. Sure, I drank the  of New York City. Telling my
            series? Here are five things  I  started  wondering:  Was  for  the  first  time  recently,  occasional   caffeinated  partner  about  it,  I  started
                                         reading this much another  she said, “You’re the book  tea, I probably could have  describing      what    would
                                         bad habit?                   woman.  It’s  so  good  to  fi-  gotten  more  sleep  and  I  happen  if  this  was  Eve’s
                                         Nervously, I asked my ther-  nally meet you.”             am almost always stressed.  case.  “I  think  you  have  a
                                         apist  about  this  obsession,  Crazy  book  lady,  at  your  But about two days after I  problem,” he replied.
                                         admitting  that  most  of  my  service.                   finished  book  No.  50,  my  There  was  a  particularly
                                         free time was spent escap-   YOU  CAN,  IN  FACT,  READ  eye twitch went away.         meta moment when I was
                                         ing  into  Eve’s  world.  My  TOO MUCH                    LIBRARIES   ARE    CANDY  reading  a  book  that  fea-
                                         therapist  said  something  At  29,  I’m  not  old,  but  I  SHOPS FOR ADULTS          tured   characters   going
                                         like,  “Of  the  compulsive  somewhat  comically  in-     Rediscovering  the  library  to  the  Oscars  because  a
                                         habits  to  have,  this  seems  jured  myself  at  least  twice  has been one of my favor-  movie  about  one  of  Eve’s
                                         relatively  harmless,  and  while    reading   the   “In  ite  things  about  reading  cases was nominated. Lat-
                                         maybe  you  really  need  it.  Death” series.             this  series.  I  can’t  explain  er that evening, I tuned into
                                         It’s  only  a  problem  if  you  The  first  happened  about  the excitement I would feel  the  Golden  Globes  and
                                         start  turning  down  social  10 books in, when I got the  when I got an email notify-  couldn’t  help  but  make
                                         interactions or find it is inter-  strangest pain in my left pin-  ing me that my books had  comparisons   between
                                         fering with your daily life.”  ky. It was particularly pres-  come  in  and  were  ready  fiction  and  reality.  If  only
                                         I’ve  always  been  inclined  ent  when  I  would  type;  it  for pickup. I loved going to  “The Icove Agenda’’ (from
                                         to  binge.  The  medium  felt like my finger had done  get them and finding them  Robb’s  “Origin  in  Death”)
                                         doesn’t matter — TV show,  one  too  many  crunches.  I  bound together with a rub-    won instead of “1917” q
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