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Here's Four Reasons Why You Should the west coast readers, is paying for all of that out
Never, Ever Finance A New Car like Del Taco, but edible), of pocket -with 2 years of
with the average warranty payments left to go, which
Owning a desirable car the gratifying feeling of me your ear, I'll yell in edging it out in longevity, at this point, is money that
is a rite of passage that satisfaction and status it about how that is the but only just. As we learned might as well be placed on
nearly every adult hopes that drives most people dumbest idea ever. above, the average car loan the surface of the sun.
to experience at least to finance new cars. length is around 5 years,
once in their lifetime. It's However, if you can lend or 60 months. The average In addition, the "free
warranty on a new car is 3 maintenance" gimmick that
4. It's A Horrible Investment. years, or 36 months. This dealers pull to get people
means that for the average into tens of thousands in
Buying a new car $1500 cash back offer, by meal deal at KFC - which new car owner, if some debt doesn't save you much
in general is a bad either artificially inflating had people waiting for electrical component fails in the time it's enforced,
investment, and just like the price to reflect the hours for what amounted on their car, allowing the with the larger, more costly
most bad investments, change, or just making up to fried chicken paste and horn to blare uncontrollably repairs to come afterwards,
it's driven specifically by for it in "optional extras" an open invitation to type at 3 AM, and they're on and more importantly, out
emotion. That's why all that are surprisingly now 2 diabetes - giving people month 37 of ownership, take of your pocket. But if new
the advertisements for mandatory. free stuff will get butts in a wild guess who has to take cars are such a waste of
new cars try to entice you seats, no matter what it their loud-ass nightmare to resources, used cars have
with the amazing driving Car manufacturers, as actually costs them in the the dealer and scream the to be much worse, right?
experience, some new a rule of thumb, aren't in long run. problem at the service tech Well, it just so happens
feature you have to have, the business of taking over the ear-piercing wail of that...
or they try to circumvent losses on cars, and they a car alarm, while retaining
your logic by following the don't give you rebates all of the privileged fun of
age-old formula of "give because they love you.
out worthless for free", They understand that just
like a dealer giving a like Oprah's $2.99 free
3. You Don't Actually Own The Car.
Ownership is an volleyball and mysterious
interesting concept. It suitcase, or for any
basically means that other reason miss your
something becomes your scheduled payments, the
property based on the fact bank or dealership will take
that you legally acquired back the car without your
it. The problem is, when consent, using exactly
you agree on loan terms the methods that car
with a car dealer or bank, thieves use, and they are
you're paying them for the well within the law to sell
privilege of using their car that same car on their lot
until you've paid enough immediately afterwards.
to satisfy the loan. You What's even worse is
can check this by looking that the Destiny's Child
at the car's title - which Anthology that you had in
should have the bank's the backseat of your newly
name in black and white repossessed car is now in
letters in the "Lienholder" the trash, courtesy of the
part. If you get laid off, judgmental, minimum-
experience a financial wage service department
emergency, get stranded trainee. But seriously,
on a deserted island for Karen, who listens to CDs
4 years with nothing but a anymore?
2. Your Warranty Will Likely Run Out
Before Your Loan Payment Schedule
Does.
Most people buy new cars with the heater on full. It's
because they don't have a lot to handle, honestly.
to deal with the headache People want the peace of
and uncertainty of used mind that comes with the
car history. I'd imagine it new car smell and a factory
would be a fair bit easier warranty.
to manage my life if I didn't
have to worry about if the It's unfortunate that neither
previous owner of my car stays around for very long.
was an elderly hirsute The new car smell goes
nudist that loved to practice away after 2 hearty trips
cartwheels in the backseat to Taco Bell (which, for
