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(Now in my mind I am imitating Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction: "Say Israeli Chicken Salad again.”)
...Israeli Chicken Salad...
(Also in my so called mind): OH! He said it. Call your loved ones and tell them you will not be returning home with a delicious bowl of Israeli Chicken Salad leftovers tonight because you will not be walking amongst the living!
I did not do anything violent in words or deeds and there is a very selhish reason for that. I wrote the book called Anger Management and hacking someone to pieces over chicken salad would not be good for book sales. So I left, spiting my hunger. I went to a bagel store about three blocks away, ordered an Israeli chicken salad on a bagel, which they did not have (but they told me politely that they don’t know what that is); and instead got a (kosher) chicken salad on a sesame seed bagel. It was the kind of chicken salad with kosher mayo on it (I know because I asked). In so doing, I higured out the bagel store code which is to ask for the type and country of origin chicken salad that you do not want, and you will get the type you prefer. Apparently this works like everything else in my life. How did I not higure this out in the hirst store?
In conclusion, I return to the lesson I started with, which was a discussion about the content and process of communication and how it relates to forgiveness.
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