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       of information one has to operate on.  not, these carbon copy troubadours had
       paranoid,so rumor filled, that ' s the kind
                                                      moniker hung around
                                         the “new Dylan '
       Maybe what we need is Rock’n ’ Roll  their necks by a public more titan
       Rumor Control, designed to dispel silly  willing to settle for surrogates,but they
       stories about deaths, phony appearances  all shared one things in common: none
       (/s Dylan rrally gonna be at the Soda  of them got very far.
       Pop Festival ) and generally straighten  Though he ' s now defined a person -
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       out bungled information.         ality all his own. Loudon Wainwnght
         One thing 's for sure: it ' s nice to have  was the unwilling reccpicnt of such
       Howlin ' Wolf hack, even if he wasn ’ t  attention in the early stages of his
       away for long.                   career People on the New York-Boston
                                        coffeehouse axis marveled at his poten -
       Will The Real                     tial of Dylanesquc acceptance, and the -
                                         talk apparently reached the Master him
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       Bob Dylan                        self. The two met at a then popular  Dealers Over
                                         Village hangout called the Kettle of
       Please Stand Up                  Fish, and Dylan gave the young Loudon  Barrel In Seattle
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                                         Wainwnght a solid gold harmonica rack
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         Ever since Bob Dylan took a motor -  and a solid piece of advice: ‘So you re  You just can ’t win. The way they’ve
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       cylce spill in 1967 and decided not to  the new me. Dylan said with amuse -  got the odds set up today, the game is
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       come back for awhile, a series of “new  ment. “Well. Im the old me and the  going to fuck everybody. no matter
                                                                                                   re on.
       Dylans ' have marched with thirsty
       boots across the face of rock and roll.  only me. There ’ ll he no other me but  which side of the truncheon you '
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                                                                          Take the cjse of some righteous smack
                                         me.so start being you."
       Anybody with a vague sense of pcotic  Wainwnght took the advice, and has  dealers  in Seattle. Washington, who
       theivcry and the ability to sing con-
       sistently off- key possessed the creden -  consequently been one of the few to  recently discovered that not only has alt
                                                                          authority been turned upside down,but
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                                        escape an early death. Now who s gonna
       tials for candidacy. More often than  tell John Pnnc?              you can ’t even hit it sideways anymore.
                                                                            The whole thing began when a local
                                                                          radio station formed an organization
                                                                          called TIP (Turn In a P u s h e r I n the
                                                                          must discriminating spirit of radiclib,
                                                                          the program was applied solely  to
                                                                          dealers of “hard ” drugs: a 24 hour
                                                                          hotline was set up at the station, and if
                                                                          somebody  you were pissed off  at
                                                                          happened also to be in the business of
                                                                          peddling heroin, cocaine, laudanum and
                                                                          the like  to schoolchildren, factory
                                                                          workers, executives or what have you,
                                                                          you could obtain not only  sweet
                                                                          revenge, but up to $500 as well with a
                                                                          simple telephone call.
                                                                            Once  you’ve finked, the call  is
                                                                          processed, checked for validity in some
                                                                          manner not entirely known to us. and
                                                                          the resultant leads are sent to the U.S.
                                                                          Attorney s office. Gendarmes are then
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                                                                          dispatched  to  arrest  or harass the
                                                                          subject. If the evidence is sufficient for
                                                                          conviction , all that’s left is for the fink
                                                                          to read about it in the local paper, after
                                                                          which  he calls  the radio  station,
                                                                          identifies himself by a code name and
                                                                          receives his reward in unmarked bills
                                                                          delivered in an unmarked envelope at a
                                                                          mutually designated time and place.
                                                                            One must admit that it looks good
                                                                          on paper , hut as usual in cases of this
                                                                          type there ’ s a hitch.The program's local
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                                                                          coofdmutor. Gene Wicker, said that
                                                                          although lkc\  base had 15  to 20
                                                                          legitimate  calls  since  the  program
                                                                          started in May. no convictions have
                                                                          resulted so far. According to Wicker,
                                                                          almost all of the callers are pushers
                                                                          themselves who are interested in wiping
                                                                          out competition. Sighs Wicker: “They
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                                                                          aren t concerned with the reward at
                                                                          all. "
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